The road trip to Hell starts with a stolen car...

So what is ROAD RULES?

Is it, put simply, life from lifelessness? Well, actually, that's The Wrath of Khan. This is something different. This is the road trip to Hell.  And it starts with a stolen collectable Cadillac.

It's about Stan Yarazelski, a hapless Cleveland repo man who agrees to deliver the car for a few quick bucks.

It's about Mike Blake, who goes along to forget about getting fired and getting screwed by his ex-wife's new husband.

It's about Sharon Harrow, a fired PI who will do anything to get her job back, even don the dreaded Daisy Dukes.

It's about Andre the Giant, the big man with the big deals on used cars, who stands to make a fortune off the stolen holy relic he stowed in the Caddie's trunk.

It's about Tim Mason, who engineered the theft, ruined Mike's job, and stole his wife.

It's about Julian Franco - drug lord, coke addict, sexual deviant, and devout Catholic. Well, he wants the relic, doesn't he?

Mostly, it's about a trip that ends up in Savannah, Georgia in which you will never hear the words, "Are we there yet?"

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